If you are wise, your wisdom will reward you; if you are a mocker, you alone will suffer (Proverbs 9:12).

SEPTEMBER 4
I'm going to school with a bunch of fags and pussies.  They all think they're cool and tough, but they have no idea.  If they ever met any of the kids from my old school (GO TIGERS!), they'd totally crap their pants to see what GANGSTA really means.  Fortunately, they must put something in the water of this po-dunk village that makes all the kids stay small, like half the size of normal fifth-graders.  So I'm like a giant to them.  I think I'm gonna have a good time showing them all who's the boss this year.  TIGERS RULE!  BULLDOGS SUCK!

SEPTEMBER 29
So I got sent to the principal's office again today.  Apparently, Mrs. Robb couldn't take a joke about her mother.  But whatever...  It was bad enough to have Mr. Dodge lecturing me about respecting my teacher and everything, but then he went all lovey-dovey and asked if I was really doing OK.  I think he's a fag or something!  He looked at me with this sad-puppy look on his face and asked how I felt like I was fitting in.  So I told him it was a fine school for midgets and retards, but not so much for me.  It turns out that Mr. Dodge can't take a joke either!  My Aunt Theresa had to come in and bring me home early.  She gave me an earful about it, but I don't care.  I was glad I didn't have to sit in that stupid classroom for the rest of the afternoon.  I'm gonna have to be smart about the way I handle the teachers from here on out.  But since TIGERS RULE and BULLDOGS SUCK, I really don't think they'll be much more trouble than all the pipsqueaks on the playground.  Operation "Undercover" goes into effect starting tomorrow...

OCTOBER 1
Operation "Undercover" seems to be working like a charm.  Now whenever the teachers are looking, I'm a perfect angel.  But when the teachers aren't paying attention, I can get away with all kinds of pranks and stuff.  Today I put a "Kick Me" sign on the back of Jerry Glendon, and everybody thought it was hilarious -- but when the teacher saw it and asked who had done it, nobody said a word.  It was a beautiful moment!  TIGERS RULE and BULLDOGS SUCK!

NOVEMBER 10
Things are pretty awesome at school.  All the kids are so scared of me that I hardly ever have to fight them any more (not that the fighting was ever CLOSE to being a challenge!).  At lunch time I get a table all to myself now, and when I step out on the playground, everyone gives me my space.  The teachers all look at me kind of suspicious, but they still haven't caught me doing anything bad -- so I haven't been in the principal's office for over a month now!  I still think it sucks at this school full of fags and pussies (BULLDOGS SUCK!).  But at least I'm all alone at the top of the heap.  From here on out, I'm the king.  TIGERS RULE!!!!!!